Fifty-five
v. in the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is “tongue -n-s.” to “fifty-five” someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you’d even consider performing an act that you’d otherwise never do.
guy 1: “whoa! check out that chick who just walked in!”
guy 2: “she’s hot! i’d fifty-five her in a heartbeat.”
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