Fifty-footer


1. a chick thats good from far, but far from good.
the chick that was cruzin my direction was d-mn good, then i put on my gl-sses and realized she was a fifty-footer. d-mn gl-sses!
someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. closer examination reveals …
no way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

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