Fifty is the new eighty.


a middle-aged individual’s self-description when feeling old beyond their years
fifty may seem young to you, now that you’ve turned forty-five, but i’m telling you, with my bad teeth, and back, and all the pain in my joints, my fifty is the new eighty.

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