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  jack ones finger into the v-g-n- or -n-s of a female counterpart. hopefully while she is drunk or p-ssed out. i took home a nasty sk-nk from casey’s bar last night, and proceeded to fingerjack the drunk b-tch while she slept in the p-ssenger seat. when a man bends over and m-st-rb-t-s fastly while someone […]

• finger slaying

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• Gump 401K

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• weneva

  a non-existing word in any ligit dictionary, with the sylibles wen-eva, -ssuming when-forever, or an aprivation for went-forever, as in leaving in never returning. “… then he asked me when we can go out, and i regected him saying ‘weneva!” ” i can’t believe he weneva to that other wh-r-!”

• G"undie"

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