Figgy
for use as a noun, verb, or adj; it can stand for anything. if it sounds like it will fit a situation, it does.
there’s figgy everywhere!!
that was a figgy-fail.
he figgied all over her face.
he’s getting his figgy on.
he whipped his figgy out.
shouting this name from your car to a random guy who is exercising or walking with a group of people. normally you would do it to a fat guy and complimenting him that if he lost weight and that he looks good while making a john travolta impersonation.
guy in car: “hey figgy, is that you man? oh my g-d you lost weight figgy, you look good!”
“figgy”: confused and wonders if you’re talking about him.
the aftermath of inserting your p-n-s in a fig newton p-ssy,your p-n-s is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your s-m-n which makes it look like apple b-tter.
evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.
one who is extremely beast at football, preferably nose guard/nose tackle.
dang figgy is a beast, i wish i was as beast as him
let me get all of this straight everyone. its short for the last name figliola. get it right b-tches.
yo wuddup figgy
an “adorable” term for action figures.
my batman figgy has 22 points of articulation! …and i broke 2 by accident.
a nerd
dude, that kid sucking on that garden hose is such a figgy
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