Figits


a f-cking idiot.
guy 1: did you hear about sam?
guy 2: no, what?
guy 1: she got wasted at a party and slept with jones and got genital warts!
guy 2: figits!
guy 1: figits for real.
a person in a romantic relationship with another person of the same s-x but having no desire to be physically involved with each other.
i love that figit but i don’t want his w-nky in my p–per.

my figit has beautiful large chi chis but i don’t want to suck on them.
1. a piece of sh-t that cant pr-nounce f-got and cant say simpsons

2. a little retarted boy that is usually around the age of 9 and has a.d.d.

3. a kid who can not play madden 10 and so he hail marys every play
a little retarted boy in seaford is a huge figit figit figit( spazing out)

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