figuly
noun.
an uncool, nerdy, male usually awkward in social situations. is not usually physically attractive until you’ve had more than enough to drink. but even then, he has the tendency to scare others away because of his personality or lack of conversation.
drunk girl: what about that guy? he looks smart and kinda cute!
sober girl: ew, no way. i heard he’s a total figuly.
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