figure do me
something said in response to a comment someone says about you / same as ‘you think you know me?!’ or ‘you got me all wrong’ or ‘oh yeah? is that so?’
fred: “uh oh, watch out for you food if francisco’s coming to lunch too. he’s such a freeloader!”
francisco: “figure do me?!”
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