Fiki


a legend among stories, it is said that one fiki is born every 2,000 years. the description of a fiki is someone who will not take no for an answer during s-xual relations. it is said that the fiki is known to whip out their w-ng and tell a girl she has 3 seconds to get on it or else it is going back in the cage. denying the fiki will only bring more trouble and the penalty is a viscious skull f-ck. to spot a fiki isn’t hard, they are someone who are known to take diggers in gym cl-ss or someone who might do a u-turn in oncoming traffic. the only protection from a fiki once under his surveillance is suicide.
the girl just wasn’t feeling it so fiki took matters into his own hands and skull f-cked the girl till she had whiplash.
common abbreviation for “flight into known icing” among the aviation community and pilots.
the cessna citation is fiki certified.
1) noun: a fictional entry in an on-line wikipedia.
2) noun: a fake word thrown into a conversation, in order to make listeners think the speaker is plugged in to some new source of slang.
i added the word fiki to the urban dictionary. it’s like totally ficticious, but really should be a word, because making up new words keeps language from getting lame. i once made up a series of words, each one defined by another new word, to make a loop (circular definition). so it was a fiki-wiki-loop.
a great person who is rad as f-ck if you know a fiki never let them go
“hey do you know fiki?”
“yeah! she is amazing!”
“i know she’s the best!”
pr-nounced as “fee-key” or “fi-key.”


mainly described as a bad thing, fiki is a mysterious odor or “must” that is so stinky or disgusting that you cannot explain it in any way, so you would describe/say the odor or person is fiki.
guy 1: oh g-d, what is that smell?!
guy 2: it smells fiki, lets get outta here!

girl 1: gurl, you smell fiki!
girl 2: i’m so embarrased! -runs off into distance-
1.a mythical beast that can only reproduce as-xually. this beast is therefore its own mother.

2.it is also george lopez, meaning that george lopez is the mother of fiki.

3.fiki is also a rock.

4. fiki is in fact dwayne “the rock” johnson.

5.fiki is also a computer.

6.fiki is also worshiped by joseph, or by “the jo”, but this is only because fiki is “the rock”. look up joseph for more information.
1. i saw the fiki last night, though i know its only a legend, i’m sure i saw it.

2. fiki is doing a show in l.a. today.

3. don’t throw that fiki at me!

4. fiki was a really good wrestler.

5. my fiki is just going to slow.

6. don’t bring up fiki. you know how jospeph gets about fiki.
the esperanto word for ‘f-ck’.
do you really need a fiki-ing example?

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