filipino oven


like a dutch oven, but with solid feces. usually involving taking a dump on the other person’s chest.
i pulled the covers up last night with the intention of giving her a dutch oven, but then i just shat everywhere. i didn’t want to waste it, so i just gave her a full filipino oven.

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