Filner
1. the act of leaning in to give someone a kiss and instead, licking that person’s face.
2. forcing one’s tongue into another’s mouth (in an unwanted gesture).
named after ousted san diego mayor, bob filner.
“my wife hates it when i give her a filner, but the dog is free to do so.”
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