Filthy Jesus
a s-x fetish that involves one partic-p-nt to be tied up on a crucifix to resemble jesus christ. after this is done, multiple partners defficate and urinate on this person.
i’m really in the mood to do a filthy jesus tonight, let’s call kevin.
when one performs -n-l intercourse while moaning a “hail mary.”
afterwards the male withdraws his fecal covered p-n-s and scr-pes off a sample of the blessed sh-t with two fingers and smears it in the shape of a cross on the subject’s forehead as a priest would.
“i stayed late after church and old father monroe gave me a filthy jesus …the stench was unbearable and it still won’t wash off. crazy enough, i haven’t missed church since.”
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