filthy quintana
when a lesbian approaches two men at a party and ask them if they like to be -n-lly penetrated by a lesbian with a strap on d-ld-. when one of the men agree to this and she takes them to a room. after the lesbian straps on her d-ld-, she violates on of the men -n-lly. after she pulls out she tells the friend to lick her strap on clean for her. the friend obliges and after this the leftover feces creates a ring around his mouth….much like a clown has.
hey boys? how would you like a filthy quintana?
what is a filthy quintana?
well my strap on you two and a lot of -n-l penitration, wink wink!
hmmmmm we are in girl!
bang bang bang………. “now lick it clean boy!”
other dude “you have a ring of sh-t on your face!”
the girl “that’s a filthy quintana baby! now its your turn!” wink wink!
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