final club


a vestige of the old harvard, that is, the harvard of elitist, rich, white men: clubs for which one must be “punched” (as opposed to a fraternity in which potential members choose to rush) and then must go through the “punch process”; those fortunate enough to make it to the last round of the process get the privilege of paying 10k a year to be considered douchebags by the rest of the campus, prey on freshmen/bu girls at parties with 5:1 girl-to-guy ratios, and be jerks to freshmen guys
friend of harvard student: hey, i just saw the social network. i don’t get it. what are these final clubs?

harvard student: picture it like this: take the worst stereotypes of frats, the worst stereotypes of harvard, and mix them together.

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