final destination-type shit
1) any situation where the outcome could result in your undoing. usually in some freaky -ss accident, as seen in the final destination movies.
2)exclaimed after or used to describe an event that actually was like a situation from the final destination movies.
1)”yo guy, change lanes. driving behind a log truck is some final destination-type sh-t.”
2)”i really wasn’t expecting to see a kid get hit by a milk truck today, that was some final destination-type sh-t!”
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