fingard


a maneuver used to c-ck block a would-be penetrator, whereby you use your index finger to guard your -n-s. this thwarts your partner’s attempt to bone you.
-i thought for sure dale would have gotten f-cked by manfred last night.
-naaw, man. he used the fingard.

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