Finger asthma


n.

a condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages.
18:14 uncle: final fix
18:14 uncle: get this
18:14 uncle: gun addons
18:14 uncle: more ammo
18:14 uncle: lower dmg
18:14 uncle: high dmg
18:14 uncle: lower ammo
18:14 uncle: but
18:14 uncle: make it
18:14 uncle: like this
18:15 uncle: you can have
18:15 uncle: dmg and reload speed.
18:15 uncle: or faster fire rate
18:15 uncle: and more ammo
18:15 crytical: that finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you’re even talking about.

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