finger check
the mandatory act of nonchalantly sniffing ones finger after fingering a b-tch’s p-ssy to make sure it doesn’t smell bad
im so happy i did a fingercheck on that stank-ss p-ssy so i knew not to stick my d-ck in it
the act of a person (typically teenage), sticking his/her finger down the pants of a lady. then sneakingly smelling ones finger, to see if one would go down on the lady.
yo dude, did you perform the finger check?
what you do when you can’t quite tell if you’ve sharted or not, or what you yell when it sounds like someone around you has sharted.
two buddies are sitting around, drinking beers and enjoying a game…
sype: “this game sucks!”, as he turns to the side and rips a wet-sounding fart.
oz: “ewph, fingercheck!!!”
a computer “bug” that is the result of the operator pressing the wrong keys. derived from “finger” (obviously) and “check” (meaning a computer-detected error).
similar to “operator malfunction”.
yeah, the operator made a finger check and lost this week’s payroll.
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