finger-fucked
the resulting bad design of huge corporate websites as they scramble to bandaid their websites to be touch friendly so idots with tablets can give them money, by adding soft corners on huge pictures with lots of whitesp-ce around them to make it easy for their customers to surf with their fat fingers
soandsodotcom got finger-f-cked this month; now instead of reading 33 lines of information on a page there are 3.
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