Finger Herpes
(noun)
a brain-rotting std, “finger herpes” occurs from “feeling up” any nasty dirty girlie holes.
my body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like capri sun juices, lunchable chicken dunks, and slim jims (i like to snap into them!). the one thing that won’t ever go into my body? girl slime! touching it causes finger herpes!
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