a statement a bitter ex-girlfriend makes about a former boyfriend when she wants to create doubt about his s*xuality. she knows that people will think he’s bis*xual or h*m*s*xual and living on the down low. the guy knows that no matter what he says, no one will believe him. *ss play, *ssplay, living on the down low, gay with a side of straight, h*m*s*xual, bis*xual, go both ways, queer
that’s right, i said it, my ex john liked to have a finger in the booty when we slept together. d*mn gina, john’s in the other room-you didn’t have to say that to everyone at the party.
- waifu bait
waifu bait defines a female character portrayed as lovable and perfect. (especially in anime) rem from re:zero is total waifu bait! she’s so cute, loving and loyal how could you not fall in love with her!
the sudden wave of fear or tension that arises when one yearns to p**p, but someone walks into the bathroom and knocks on the door. the p**pension overwhelmed her as someone knocked on her bathroom stall.
- hot aaron
when you walk into a public restroom and a random male partic*p*nt slings his recently *j*c*l*t*d s*m*n onto your person. ah, godd*mn f*ggot just hot aaron’d me!
when someone born in gorton a very rough neighborhood in manchester, england leaves and tries to erase all traces of his/her past out of shame and embarr*ssment he has had a gortonectomy. it is a difficult procedure as they say you can take the girl out of gorton but you can’t take gorton out of […]