finger koozie


another name for v-g-n-, d-ck mittens, and hatchet wound.
“how is your hatchet wound?” before 10 am is just a little harsh. but sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about finger koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.

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