Finger Monkey


1. an adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. when you finger someone’s -sshole and come out with sh-t attached to your finger.
1. a finger monkey? i need to was my hands.

2. a finger monkey! awesome!
what a two year old calls the marks on the surface of a cd or dvd that are made when they first learn how to load this technology into the player. these cheeky little sticky critters cause havoc with the music/film.
“oh no! i’ve put finger monkeys on.”
a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger
lauren wore her finger monkey out as a ring the other night.

Read Also:

  • Firie

    the australian slang term for a fireman “sh-t davo, the house is on fire”! “better call the firies, mate”

  • manyver

    a well planned or thought out maneuver. like something that mcgyver would’ve pulled off. a mcgyver maneuver just when the opposition started to take for granted that he had no remaining maneuvers, he executed a manyver

  • maoist

    terrorist all maoists are terrorists but all terrorists are not maoists crazy jerks who believe or pretend to believe what that rotten pr-ck mao of red china puked. like those leftist guerrilla in nepla or former bright path terrorist in peru. d-mn, we got rampanging maoist in every corner of the world ! us shoulda […]

  • mapping

    level editing, making maps for games like -quake -half life -unreal -etc. a colloquialism that refers to level editing/designing for video games. it is the process of changing or creating a sp-ce for players to interact in a simulated 3-dimensional environment. my mapping skills are a bit rusty but i will do my best. i […]

  • maplegang

    group of suburban dwelling white men with a penchant for alcohol and bacon wrapped meats. they can be easily spotted by their pickup trucks and smoker pits in the front yard. weekend nights are the best time to spot a maplegang.


Disclaimer: Finger Monkey definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.