finger penis
a short and narrow/thin p-n-s that has similar dimensions to a finger.
he had a finger p-n-s, so i had to rely on motion in the ocean to get off.
a finger that kind of looks like a p-n-s.
marina, stop sucking on your fingerp-n-s!
a p-n-s that is lacking in girth relative to its overall length, leading to said p-n-s resembling a finger. a true finger p-n-s will be uncirc-mcised- the foreskin completes the finger resemblance. a circ-mcised p-n-s will carry the moniker of a band-aided finger p-n-s.
“do you have condoms for people with long and skinny p-n-ses?”
“you mean fingerp-n-s condoms?”
a term used by elite warriors of the east. the great warrior “justanini” developed this term as a way to communicate true feelings for nubs. no nub shall use the great word “fingerp-n-s”. he will endure many night of nubious pain a anguish.
chad you f-cking noob, gtfo or ill get you with my fingerp-n-s
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