Finger Test


a test used to determine the smell of a v-g-n-. you get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.
“i didn’t need to give her the finger test. i could smell it threough her pants.”
to reach around a salad dodger and if your fingers dont touch take her home (see going ugly early)
i wanted to pull a chick so i employed the two finger test.

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