Fingerjack
jack ones finger into the v-g-n- or -n-s of a female counterpart. hopefully while she is drunk or p-ssed out.
i took home a nasty sk-nk from casey’s bar last night, and proceeded to fingerjack the drunk b-tch while she slept in the p-ssenger seat.
when a man bends over and m-st-rb-t-s fastly while someone else fingers him with 2 fingers from behind and rubs his t-st-cl-s.
sarah: “i’m so embarr-ssed! i walked in on my parents doing the finger jack.”
mark: “that really sucks..”
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