Fingerlings
when a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. this phenomenon most commonly occurs while reading sm-t and other forms of dirty fan fiction.
directioner: “i was totally fingerling while reading after, the harry styles version of 50 shades of grey.”
to touch yourself over a band member while fangirling; screaming or crying while masturbating to hot people
dude: oh my god look he’s so hot
dude two: who? bro why are you crying-
dude: he’s so perfect
dude two: stop touching yourself, you’re making me uncomfortable
dude: i’m fingerling leave me alone
ring like objects worn over half of the finger, usually made out of fabric, vinyl or leather.
the basketball team wore matching fingerlings at the homecoming game.
fingering ones -n-l p-ssage
“do you mind? i’m fingerling my girlfriend!”
a word used to describe someone with very small man parts (p-n-s size). such as the size of a fingerling potato.
last night was a total waste of time.
why?
he was totally a fingerling!
when a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. this phenomenon is most commonly occurs while reading sm-t and other forms of dirty fan fiction.
a directioner: “i was totally fingerling while reading after–the harry styles version of 50 shades of grey.”
an under-appreciated piece of writing or art
gabriella morena’s poems are true fingerlings.
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