Fingers McGee


a name given to someone who loses two or more fingers in an industrial accident
hey did you hear that steve lost a couple of fingers in the meat slicer? yeah, looks like fingers mcgee will never play the piano again!
when someone,usually an adult hyperactively touches everything in a room or in a group of objects like they have ocd.this person cannot leave stuff alone and look without touching.
i should have known better than to leave my collection of gl-ss figurines on the table because fingers mcgee will have to pick up or touch every d-mned one of them!!!

i have to clean my stainless steel refridgerator doors over and over when that picky fingered sob fingers mcgee fondles it!!!

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