Fingery Bum Wank
when a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own -n-s, whilst with his other hand; angrily m-st-rb-t-s to an explosive climax.
note – is not an exclusively solo act – one could improvise and perhaps m-st-rb-t- himself while his housemaid or sister -ssisted with the fingering portion.
1) …gentleman one to gentleman two “i say, i spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. i believe my son calls it a fingery b-m w-nk”.
2) …young stud remarks “jesus i had a shocker last night..i convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery b-m w-nk and ended up sh-tting all over her hand and wrist”….. young studs friend “…nightmare, but respect!”
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