Finzel


a unique type of h-m- sapiens, further along the path of evolution with big b-tts, sarcastic att-tudes, and looks on an epic proportion. the are usually extremely aware, and have reflexes the equivalent of a snake, and are smarter then the average bear.

warning: they win every argument. don’t try.
man, n-body compares to a finzel.

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