FIP

acronym for face in phone. when someone is constantly staring at their phone and ignoring the world around them.
“all you do is fip all day.” or “every time i see her she is fipping.” when i catch someone doing this i sing or whistle the theme song from the tv show flipper. they call her fipper, fipper waisting the whole day. face in a phone, as if she alone.
f-cking illinois person (or people) – usually upper-middle-cl-ss/rich folks from chicago who infest every bit of nice land throughout the midwest with their big egos, personalized license plates, and undisciplined snotty children. often confused and believe the local laws don’t apply to them. usually they drive like they’re still in the “city” and with total disregard of others on the road. see also fish.
1. “d-mned fip in his lexus suv just cut me off trying to make a right turn on red without using his turn signals!”
2. “what do you mean you don’t carry the chicago tribune?” -to a clerk in a convenience store in rural wisconsin…
3. “did you hear some fip just bought the old store on the corner to turn it into a bed and breakfast?”
4. “hey check out that bmw at the starbuck’s – must be a fip … yup sure is…”
n. frikkin’ illinois people
usually referring to cr-ppy drivers of cars from said state
also generic term for people from illinois as they lack a good word for themselves (illinoisian is not a word)
that fip just cut me off!
noun, acronym for “f-cking illinois people” or “f-cking illinois person.” known to be used by residents of michigan and wisconsin, but possibly by people all over the world; anywhere illinois people are regarded as inferior to others.
i almost got into a car accident on the way to work to day, some stupid fip was unclear about what a red traffic light signifies.
f-ckin illinois(or indiana) people
its the weekend so all the fips will be in town
fake internal pop

the cable version of the climax in which both partners shudder violently as if the male is coming inside of the female.
that last ruby rails movie, “hobo g-ngb-ng 7: sl-tty tramps and railroad scamps”, was such a tease. who wants to watch 2 hours of fip’s and dudes cooking meals in tin cans?
a word used to describe ones lips if they are abnormally huge and if they look more like -rs- cheeks on ones face.

fish + lips = fips.
omg…it was like he was eating, my face.

eating. my face. they are just so f-cking fat.

i swear to god, his fips are disgusting.
f-cking illinois person(fip)

person from illinois who infests another state

summer vacationers who come to your city and are unwanted.
with all these fip’s at the bar this summer, we can’t have no fun.

fip’s are all over the streets, they brought the illinois stench with them.

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