Fire Fart
ingridients:
3 chili dogs
1 six-pack of beer
1 bic lighter.
eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your -ss and make sure the cat is out of sight. warning: do not try this while in your underwear.
“p. u. i just blew the lid off my house with that fire fart.”
any fart that burns your -ss on it’s way out. usually happens after eating very spicy foods and usually smell extra horrible. note – the fire fart does not require a lighter, matches, or any other ignition source. for lighting your farts on fire please see “gay fraternity stunt”.
after eating all those hot chicken wings, i laid a fire fart that burned a hole in my car seat.
verb. the act of holding a match to your b-ttocks when you have to p-ss gas. may cause severe rectal burns if not practiced properly.
tony’s firefart went twenty feet, but he was on the hospital for monthes as a result.
a fart that feels like your -ss is on fire. it usually smells worse than regular farts. usually occurs after eating chips with sauce after watching a football game, or eating spicy exotic foods.
hey, i think i’ll have a fire fart.
then get away from me!
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