fire monkey

the monkey is one of the 12-year cycle of animals which appear in the chinese zodiac related to the chinese calendar.

there are five types of monkey personalities, based on what year a person was born in:

2 february 1908 – 21 january 1909: earth monkey
20 february 1920 – 7 february 1921: metal monkey
6 february 1932 – 25 january 1933: water monkey
25 january 1944 – 12 february 1945: wood monkey
12 february 1956 – 30 january 1957: fire monkey
30 january 1968 – 16 february 1969: earth monkey
16 february 1980 – 4 february 1981: metal monkey
04 february 1992 – 22 january 1993: water monkey
22 january 2004 – 8 february 2005: wood monkey
2016 – 2017: fire monkey
2028 – 2029: earth monkey

within this list you will find the “fire monkey”.
the monkey is the most versatile sign of the chinese zodiac. such people are often inventors, plotters, entertainers and the creative geniuses behind anything ingenious, including mischief. they have natural quick-wittedness which enables them to understand what is happening and then make a right decision. even during a conversation a person born in this year is aware of what is going on around him/her, and then makes a mental note of who said what and stores it away for future reference. in general, with their agile minds and multiple talents, monkey type of people can master any subject. they are reliable and honest people so that any secret is safe in their hands. these people are also honest in their dealings. monkey people are very good at problem-solving. wherever you are, whoever you may be, if you’ve got a problem pick up the phone and dial-a-monkey. monkeys know how to listen closely and work out solutions at the same time.

in spite of the fact that these people are trustworthy and unlikely to hurt someone out of spite, they would never let people escape if they have behaved badly or damaged monkey’s reputation. their stamina and determination to achieve their main goals can make these people appear vain or manipulative. it means that monkey type of people should be careful so not to damage their friendships. it is important to remember for this type of people that it would be wiser sometimes not to pursue their goals and simply let things p-ss.

monkeys have flexible principles and serene self-confidence so they are completely content; but they usually manage to complicate the lives of others. after yet another plan or project has gone wrong, they are seldom there to help clean up the disorder and confusion that they leave in their wake. monkeys can handle that too; with their charm and persuasiveness they can make people believe that just knowing them is a privilege!

the fire monkey – bossy, lively, creative, motivated by rivalry and s-xual.
fire monkey
putting hot sauce, tabasco sauce or any kind of spicy based liquid on your d-ck and inserting it in to someones -ss to perform -n-l s-x. in which the “receiver” goes crazy and howls like a wild monkey in the jungle saying ooooh oooh aaah aah.
amazin_j gave isha the best fire monkey last night.