firing off some ass missels
when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.
oh oh man i need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the sh-tter vins in there firing off some -ss missels
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