First Drunk
that euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it’s a state of mind…thats when you are first drunk. so enjoy! it usually results in a sh-t eating grin.
i knew the night was going to be fun after i got my first drunk. whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! except you, you have bo and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.
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