first impression
how you present yourself in the meeting of a new person.
most people look back on these and wish they’d made a better one.
“jesus f-cking christ, kate, you should’ve told me your parents would be there. i would have worn more suitable clothes to give them a good first impression… you really f-cked up my evening.”
br–sts.
she’s not got the right skill set and her cv is a bit thin, but i’m giving her the job based on the great first impressions
the first impression is basically a thumb print (using your thumb to m-ssage/penetrate a woman’s -n-s) with a little spice added, stealthily slipping an ecstasy tab in with the thumb, to increase the s-xual experience for the woman
“d-mn brian, that s-x was amazing, thanks for that first impression”
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