first off


1. first of all

2. a phrase, used by the intolerably unimaginative, to introduce the first of at least two dull, idiotic points in his/her “argument.”
angry moron #1: first off, buddy, you’re way outta line. second–

some other guy: sorry to interrupt, but you’re putting me to sleep. i’m gonna go home and take a nap.

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