First Rule


1.for men,
guard your b-lls. something all guys should know and observe in any situation.
2.for women,
guard your b–bs.
who knows the first rule of hacky sack?
-let’s teach him the first rule of the office.

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    a sideline;your boyfriend or girlfirend #2 naw shawty aint my main she just my run to.

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    when one is particularly skilled at doing things with his bros in mind. oh, you brought all the homies their own personal ______? how broficient of you. is ______ gonna chip in on the drank? i don’t know. his broficiency status is pending.

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