Firstifarian


a species of internet jack-ss who feels the need to respond to any and all links or posts shared by other people by bragging that they’ve already seen the content in question.
non–sshole: hey everyone, check this out!

firstifarian: pssssh, nice link dude. totes posted this on my facebook two days ago.

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    the little pink bars displayed on message board forums, representing negative reputation. the result of being negbanged, or worse, negraped. different than red bars, which are called debbies for more, see bf51 if i get any flacons, i am deleting the account.

  • Nineteen Ninety Never

    a date that does not exist, used to emphasize that something will never happen. “alright dude, i’m gonna go to the concert, score a backstage p-ss, then bang britney spears in her dressing room.” “hahaha cracka you must be kidding. that’ll happen in nineteen ninety never b-tch!!!” a phrase used when someone says something both […]

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    combination of snow and rain, derived from the root words (flurries and rain). singular (flain) you better bundle up and put on your gum rubbers the weather man has predicted flannies for today. man it looks like some serious flain today, think i’ll call in sick!


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