Firstness


being a loser waiting in front of best buy for black friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for thanksgiving.
i’m a loser for achieving firstness.
when you do more than one thing for the first time in one place
will.i.am: this was where i had my first movie and my first song so that’s a lot of firstnesses
the beginning of newnesses.
“firstnesses is a whole new word i just made up. next week it’s going to be on wikipedia. it means the beginning of newnesses”
– will.i.am (at the x-men origins premier)

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