Firthed


to be the innocent bystander or victim of an explosion, either pyrotechnic or as the result of an instantaneous release of pressure, ie. a pressurised vessel bursting.
‘whatever’s the matter? you look awful.’, ‘i’m sorry. on the way to work i was firthed!’

‘my god. i’ve been firthed!’

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