Fiscal Cliff
an opportunity for politicians to do what they do best: get on tv and scare the bejeezus out of people.
boehner and obama got some quality air time on tv while stocks crashed because they can’t reach a deal on the fiscal cliff.
the date after which (for reasons of deteriorating attractiveness) a young man or woman is unable to attract a wealthy spouse/partner/sugar daddy/sugar mama.
“can’t lucas find rich a queen to pay his bills?” “no way. have you seen what happened to his abs from all those appletinis? he’s gone over the fiscal cliff.”
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