Fish Fingering
the act of performing manual s-x (fingering), underwater. if parties involved are truly disgusting, and unaware of health hazards to themselves and others, possibly in a public place, like at the pool. also known as sub-aqua manual s-x (or sams to veterans of the underwater-erotic world.) any person who has performed this feat eight or more times is known as “an octopus” and often revered as somewhat of a disgusting legend.
lad 1: dude! i’m off to do some fish fingering down at the lido.
lad 2: wow really? how many times is this now?
lad 1: this’ll be my 8th.
lad 2: oh my god man! you’re gonna be an octopus!
lad 1: yeah but last time her hidden wreck was barnacle encrusted and covered in seaweed…
both: -shudders-
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