Fish Stick Wrangler


the employee at a super market who is hired strictly for stocking fish sticks. this person is usually a 15 year old boy with pale skin, gl-sses, and red curly hair.
boss: boy do what you were hired to do and be a fish stick wrangler
boy: ok

Read Also:

  • Fixing the Hub

    to perform oral s-x on a male. also see bl-w j-b karen came over last night and she really fixed my hub!!

  • stoner tithe

    the amount of time spent doing absurd, inappropriate or weed related things (as opposed to fun/cool activities) because one is high. baked fella: “d00d, i have to rewrite this wikipedia entry on nurse sharks; it’s full of p-ssive voice!!!” his pal: “man, you’ve given that arcticle a more than acceptable stoner t-the.”

  • stroke that epeen

    means stroke that p-n-s. usually used as a comeback to people who lie or talk sh-t, and it usually shuts them up. is heavily used on cod/halo boards/forums due to the amount of people who think they’re pro but talk sh-t. person1: hey i just got 35killstreak and got an achievement for reaching max level […]

  • suckling cow

    a s-xual act where a man gently puts his sack of treasures into the mouth of a sleeping person (preferably a woman). use at own risk. do not use on people who talk/grind teeth in their sleep. if you want to make it interesting, when you c-m, shoot down their body. after you dry off, […]

  • sucks to your assmar

    a phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. originally from “lord of the flies” in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down. jim:”i don’t think i can make it george, you’ll have to carry me to safety” george:”sucks to your -ssmar. you’re […]


Disclaimer: Fish Stick Wrangler definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.