FISHAN
acronym: (f-ck i’m sh-tting here and now) word used to describe the moment in time where you are hit (usually inconveniently) by an overwhelming need to sh-t.
truck driver: looks ahead and sees the “100 miles to next stop” sign on a cross-country drive. all of the sudden his eyes widen.truck driver slowly looks to hitchhiker in the p-ssenger seat. hitchhiker looks back at truck driver, a fearful look washes over his face. hitchhiker has dreaded this very moment his whole life, ever since his second grade teacher refused to give him the bathroom p-ss during cl-ss, resulting in the most embarr-ssing and emotionally scarring popcorn reading session of his existence.
hitchhiker closes his eyes. a single tear rolls down his cheek. truck driver’s mouth opens in slow motion…
“fishan.”
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