Fisherman Splatter


a play on the traditional red lobster seafood dish, the “fishermans platter,” it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially “splattering” his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.
jackie was disappointed that justin gave her a fisherman splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.
smacking a s-m-n/c-m filled condom on the forehead of the person just penetrated.
after receiving a major -ss romping, kial then received a fisherman splatter to finish off the night.

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