fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout
searching for a small p-n-s in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: “hey, how’d it go with alex?”
girl 2: “meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!”
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