fishing

a strategy used by guys for picking up chicks on the beach in which one guy sends the stud in your group on a long bomb route and throws a football into a large group of hotties. the guy running the route will be forced to dive into the group to make the catch, thus landing face-first in the sand. the hotties will be both impressed by his remarkable athleticism and concerned for his safety. your buddy will return to your beach house with the group of hotties, thus allowing you to pick off one of the looser chicks. this technique was popularized in american pie 2.
tom: justin! go deep!
jesse: what are you doing?
tom: fishing. -throws football-
when an obviously hot girl insults herself with the intention of having everybody around her disagree with what she said, and triggering a barrage of compliments. the easiest way to deal with a person like this is to just agree with them.
ridiculously hot girl: i’m so fat and ugly!
someone nearby: yes. yes you are. stop fishing for compliments.
the process of tricking a fish into piercing it’s lip
the act of fishing for fish
fishing is when a minor stands outside a shop, fishing for an adult to buy either alcohol or cigaretts.
my brother forgot to buy me beer, so i had to go fishing outside kmart.
the act of insulting, or making fun of ones self, with the intention of others dissagreeing and/or complimenting that person.
this act can trigger a birage of different people getting involved, who usually also start insulting/putting themselvs down.

found most often on social websites such as facebook and twitter.
girl 1:oh god i’m soooooo ugly in this pic
girl 2:omg no your not! your sooo much more pretty than i am
girl 1:omg no i’m soooooo fat.
girl 2: no you’re not your super skinny, i’m the fat one.
guy: stop fishing!!!
(v) the act of picking up chicks.
we’re going to the party tomarrow night to do some fishing. you wanna come?
a. a sport which involves catching fish. this is usually done with a net or pole.

b. an act preformed in jailhouses. fishing happens when the current fish (a new inmate in prision, the b-tch) either leaves, gets transfered, or is just plain used up. fishing is teh process of selecting a new fish for the jail. once fishing is complete the newly deemed fish is raped by the other inmates as they chant “fish…….. fish……. fish….”
a. me and my friend winston went fishing off the pier. then we played some wiffle ball

b. peter, the current fish was dry and used up so the jailhouse went fishing and selected tom as their new fish. then they pulled the cords and had a seizure.

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