when you go fishing and catch naff all !
so my friend greg is a fishless wonder
- texas gut grenade
1: where a women p**ps in the skin of a uncirc*mcised p*n*s then smearing it around. 2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups* for their 5 year anniversary, janice give dave a texas gut grenade.
- nasty *ss hoe
a nasty *ss hoe is that b*tch at school that wants to bang all the guys but can’t get no d*ck she’s a nasty *ss hoe
when someone is genius enough to teach advanced cl*sses but slow enough to try to peee in a sink do you see that girl over there she got straight a’s but she fell for the most obvious prank she must be senius when your slow enough to try to pee in a sink but your […]
- summer chicken
when you get too old and are no longer a spring chicken but not yet a fall chicken my lady ain’t no spring chicken no more, but she’s still my summer chicken