fiss


the act of p-ssing and farting simultaneously.
dude! you just fissed and it smells like sh-t in here now. (conversation between two dudes at the urinal).
the act of p-ssing oneself while farting.
guy 1: oh man, i got a crazy one coming.
guy 2: oh dude you’re about to rip?
guy 1: nah never mind man i didn’t want to fiss myself so i aborted it.
a weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by pet-te women. hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. low on scoville scale heat units, shu’s.
karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?
bong, device for smoking pot
erst mal schön lecker boba fiss!
n. 1) urine;
v. 1) to urinate; 2) polite manner of saying ‘p-ss’; 3) abbreviated form of ‘fissilate’ and ‘fissilations’
e.g. “man, i need a fiss” or “please excuse me, i need to fissilate”
gay oriented meaning.
a gay man says somethings fishy’s going on……sounding like something “fissy’s” going on
what ronnie doesn’t like
ronnie don’t like fiss.
ronnie is a bad bad man.

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